I'd like some seeds from the White House garden. And a stone sphere from the pope.

And if you think that a bunch of backwards American fat-asses who claim to protest over someone saying "Seasons Greetings" are actually similar to the millions of Muslims who would take up arms over any actual slight to their "prophet," then I don't think you're paying very close attention.

They say that, but we all know they're not really down for it— there are too many buffets to hit.

His group operates "hundreds of websites", and several YouTube channels — the English language version has almost 12,000 subscribers, while the Turkish channel has well over 100,000. He also has about 38,200 followers on Twitter, and the peroxide blondes who appear on his show in drag make-up have tens of…

If only there weren't dozens of "fundamentalist" Muslims for every fundamentalist Christer...

You're incredibly fucked up.

Somehow, this guy seems exactly like the sort of guy who's had to scream, "Mom, I'm stuck!" before.

I like mine "no holes barred." I throw two of those little tubs of barbeque sauce into the mix.

What does this kid know about Macklemore that Jezebel doesn't?

Yeah, there's a lot olds rewinding that shit so that they can be offended some more.

You could try googling her and decide for yourself if she is batshit cray-cray.

One would think she'd shut the hell up and keep her head down for a while— if I were the one handing out the scholarships, I'd pull hers after reading this and make some excuses about "the type of student WNE wants as part of its community" or some shit like that.

Sports Night. And if you have seen Sports Night, watch Sports Night again.

No points, giffy.

I generally love gifs. But this is pretty much all this poster does anymore.

I barely got it before. Now, it's just spam on every fucking post.

Sadly, nothing in the store met the needs of the occasion he was shopping for, so, he figured, "Screw it. Might as well grab some cheddar. I am a goddamn werewolf, after all."

Jesus fucking christ, will you stop with this bullshit?

It's great that people like yourself represent your party so effectively.

...for whatever Man AbouTown magazine is!