"We are engaged in introducing new social views which look to radical and sweeping changes in the present system."

Oddly, "The Hidden Mickey" is my name for my penis.

There are plenty of African-American and Latino criminal motorcycle gangs in the US, if it makes you feel better. I hear the Asians are coming up, too.

When I wear the glasses, do I look skinnier or do the people I look at look skinnier?

Nice bit of less-than-subtle racism on "Oh, yes we can."

I wasn't aware children paid taxes on their child support.

The idea that people with enough to eat begrudge those that don't on the belief that some of those "poors" are "gaming the system" so much that they'd like to see millions starving on the streets is hard to understand.

The video is so out of sequence it's hard to tell if the kid didn't slap at the mom first. She certainly showed no interest in getting away from the mother of the kid she was bullying.

I'll have "the weepies" (TM) when she drives through the front of the store and kills a couple of people because our society demands everyone forage for themselves until the moment they die.

I suppose if it's to be upped to $113K a fucking month, he's currently sending two fivers and a bag of cat hair to the mother of his children for their care.

His work the last few years has become indefensible. From the wretchedness of DK2 to the straight-up racist bullshit of Holy Terror, it's clear that a once-gifted storyteller has become a caricature of himself.

I love you, Rocket Cat.

After watching the second segment, all I can surmise is that everyone who makes something to eat on a morning show is a joke.

I like to think of myself as "exotic."

Monkeys should bite your face off.

What if the other monkeys decide to bite his face off for being "too people?"

After looking at the by-laws, it turns out you can make fun of any white performer(s).

I hope not, Tom.

Damn, I'm in the gray now, too. And just when I finally became a real boy.