Are you still friends with this slick mofo? If so, can you tell us if he is in prison or if he is running a company?
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That won't prevent him from passing his Hot Pocket-fucking DNA on to future generations, though.
No sooner than you're done with the first one, you want to fuck another one.
Maybe with enough retweets or dogedollars or whatever, we can get this guy to get a vasectomy.
I love Florida. I lived there for almost a decade.
And some people beat their kids to death.
Yeah, we definitely have a different read on him. Aside from his acting chops :)
Another reason to avoid this shitty chain the next time I'm in Florida.
He always comes across as a happy-go-lucky, grateful, centered kind of guy. Maybe he's a better actor than I think he is. But I'd like to think that if he doesn't stay famous, he'd be cool with moving to a ranch somewhere or to Hawaii and being a regular joe, as opposed to chasing fame and becoming a joke.
Yeah, just being totally awesome and a hell of a nice guy doesn't keep the average model/hipster/spouse happy. I really hope he's hanging onto some of that Breaking Bad cash and keeps making more.
Thor 2 was pretty good. But that's not the sort of thing that gets a shiny dildo.
I initially dismissed your comment because I didn't want to call someone who identifies herself as female "hysterical" on Jezebel.
I don't see why you'd have to threaten anyone over stuff like that. I, for one, would love to be in your next production.
Nefertitties often congratulates herself on behaving like a normal person.
Just don't get any of his blood on you.
I guess I'm wondering what about it you found to be "sucky."
The next time any of my female friends get uppity, shall I just threaten "genital discomfort"? Yes, I think I shall.
As Joyce supposedly said of Ulysses, "It's supposed to make you laugh."
Christ, you suck.