Being a key doesn't mean he's the main character. That's like saying the story of my house is the key on my keyring and not the person who lives in it. That's just silly. The key might open new doors, but it's not the star because of it.

What a funny story, Mark. Next you're going to say we shouldn't play football in tuxedos.

Tidus is #77? Too good for him, I say! Not after this...

NO! Bad Kotaku! You don't get to claim this breaks immersion...

I'm pretty sure documents like that are created through the use of Mad Libs, where you write down random Verbs, Nouns, and Places, and those go into the magical Mad Lib Marketing Email, and BLAMMO, instant marketing.

HAX!

Bravo.

"Well, it's not like I was expecting some sort of Square-Enix Inquisition."

"The trouble is, I'm a terrible PR person." - Peter Molyneux

Little known fact... Japan has known about our secret Power Armor Mech President for a while now.

There's only one sound that can truly summarize this article:

I know they're wearing helmets and stuff, but at some point, the following image is going to happen, and I'm not going to feel bad for that person.

Oh sure, it wasn't a big name like some others listed, but this game SUCKED! First, it was supposed to be all "Look, terrain deformation is the new wall cover mechanic!" And on "NEXT GEN" hardware no less. What it was is a very bland 3rd person shooter where mini-boss-esque badguys jump back and forth on the screen,…

Oh goodie, it's Wikipedia without the "Citation Needed" functionality, or the ability to see who's making said changes.

Hehe. I would hope so.

And now to celebrate this achievement with a Daniel Bryan gif!

That's not fair. That movie was bad before Picard even showed up on the screen. Space Amish vs. People who Molt. Riveting.

Space ninjas shooting genetically engineered space marines with a flak cannon, indeed it's hard to take umbridge when a concept is that awesome.

Best Lupin the III movie ever. Also, one of the best chase sequences ever.

No, he was pretending to be George Takei from original Star Trek, in "The Naked Now", where Sulu goes crazy and chases after crew members with a rapier.