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Okay, I signed up for the Beta, now I just have to be accepted. That's your part, Fahey. You want me to be a target, you better convince them I need to be there.

Actually, if you compare the two relays "releasing their energy", in the original, the whole relay basically goes super critical KABOOM, and if you played that ME2 DLC that did just that, you realize if that DID happen, well, the whole solar system would be DESTROYED. This time, all you get is the rings broken. That's

The 'new' endings fix a ton of the HORRIBLE plot holes the size of the Citadel. Relays blowing up would have wiped out everyone; now they just break. Where the hell was Joker going with everyone; now I know. What was going to happen to the rest of the coalition of forces; now they won't die from starvation because

If they will put in the Ice Cream Reaper ending, I will be ALL OVER that mod like hot fudge on a sunday.

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Team Fortress 2 in My Little Ponies, have some My Little Ponies in my Team Fortress 2!

Yeah, it didn't do anything, it's the same ending as the "Sit here and watch the world burn" ending, but you know what, it's an option, and damnit, I'm glad I took it.

With a gun.

You get the same result if you shoot the Star Child. I did it twice, both ways.

I have some data I've collected as well, and that is...

Okay, much like elections, you don't have to win ALL the support of the voters to win. But this is more "The Game ends this way because the Electoral College said so and not because you have 50%+1 people who like the ending".

Yay! Fire Ferret! <3

Can't infringe a hoax. Oh yeah, thanks Microsoft!

Hey, if I can go to Walmart and buy a Rocket Jumper and a Soldier's Stash for a few bucks, right now, I'll vote for whoever is okay with allowing this to happen.

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I could have told you this was gunna happen. Everything is going F2P that isn't named "World", "of", and "Warcraft". It's the KEWL thing to do.

It was one of the best payoffs to over 3 years of build-up. Hell yes, I find it hilariously appropriate.

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I can't tell it's him. But anyways, that gives me the perfect opportunity to post the following video...

Shigeru should totally take up Dude Huge's offer for that telephone call. He knows all sorts of things about making shooters, and chainsaw shooters.

Now I can finally put Harry Potter next door to the Twilight characters, thereby allowing the ultimate fanfiction beatdown to occur.