The only good argument I've heard against backyard rinks is the possibility of flooding should there be a thaw and the land surrounding the rink is sloped toward a neighbours house. Other than that, don't be a dick.

How could one man raise such different children.

Dude! Problematic stereotype is problematic, dude.

ankles are more broken than the american judicial system

"The 6-76ers" has a nice ring to it

Deadspin is not your freshman philosophy seminar. Just FYI.

Today's announcement doesn't just leave me speechless. It truly makes me wonder how any person with dark skin can live in this country and trust that the systems and institutions that make it so great will work for them. Then you sum it up far too pointedly.

I always thought the Broncos were more known for their clipping.

As opposed to the Mark Sanchez version recommended for ages 15-18.

Here are some items not to get for the Football Lover in Your Life:

For the Redskins fan in your family who wants to be the star player of his favorite team when he grows up.

Not recommended for girls under 18

The NBA sucks because he traveled? GTFOH.

Hand up. No shot.

The play should have resulted in a jump ball, but onlookers were afraid that Perkins' knees might explode.

Tried. Failed.

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person on Earth who liked Death to Smoochy, but if I am, I'm okay with that.

Sure it did. The conservatives back then were Loyalists/Tories. We know how that ended for those guys - they either switched sides because of mounting social pressure or fled to Canada.

Some people are probably offended because the whole "hands up, don't shoot" thing is a strong anti-police statement made in reference to something that really seems to not have happened.

It's crazy to me that anyone living in the United States of America could be offended at what they did