Mmmmmm chicken fried steak.

Fuck. That's what I get for posting on mobile... I'll just go hide in the shame hole till Christmas. *obsessively triple checks post for auto-corrected sabotage*

I'm pretty sure "breading" a cow is just a chicken-fried steak tbh.

I don't feel any outrage, either; it's just a fact of how things are, and it's why I don't go out to drink.

Nothing has made me want all police to wear body cameras like hearing a rookie cop in-law brag at Thanksgiving about picking out random people in black neighborhoods to stop and frisk and how awesome it was that everyone was afraid, so they would do whatever he and his buddies wanted. I'm sure there are some good cops…

Fun fact, your body naturally produces formaldehyde and so there's already about 16 mg of formaldehyde in your blood.

Would you eat Pantagonian Toothfish?

Looks like we are going back to planting evidence on black people after the police kills them instead of the police just going "oops, my bad" like they are doing now.

A large percentage of a University Board's work is fishing for alumni donations. So a bit of star power goes a long way.

Florida and Ohio?

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Jodi Picault's books are pretty much at the same level as Nicholas Sparks'- both write cheesy, airport book-stand novels.

You'll never go broke betting on the over when the proposition is: "How can the Jets screw up in the Jetsiest way possible"? The only thing better would be to keep Rex and Marty for another year to help develop the new guy.

If he wants to escape all the indictments of his quarterbacking abilities, he should probably go to St. Louis.

"The Jets? The Eagles? The Cardinals? If you have fond memories of the player RGIII once was and promised to be, you should want him to go somewhere quiet, somewhere nurturing, somewhere nontoxic."

The realtor is not your friend. They make their money based on the final sale price, so they have every incentive to keep the price high. If you want to submit a low ball offer because you think the seller will accept it, ignore that whining noise the real estate agent is making.

Yes! I was just going to say the same thing, with maybe an added "WTF."

"If Hillary can run for president — she went through all that rigmarole." So a woman getting cheated on by her husband is equivalent to a man who is accused of being a long-term serial rapist. Interesting.

Ben Roethlisberger