and not once did any of them burn an enemy city to the ground, literally or metaphorically

I don’t think you understand what “unconstitutional” means.

So admit you were wrong, please.

Different state-by-state, but Illinois law (recent bail reform act), emphasis mine:

I lived in a town of 5,500 people and when my now-wife came out to visit from NYC, she was all “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS LACK OF NOISE???” when we walked the dog at 9:30pm.

College towns aren’t like that.

Where did you get the idea that the midwest is trumpian?  My county voted overwhelmingly blue.

I don’t think you understand the difference between “can’t make it” and “don’t want to.”

Which town?

I need to know the name of the St. Louis restaurant.  Will go.

I’m sure they’ll have windshield wipers and fluid, right?

It’s to ensure his appearance at the next date AND to ensure the protection of the community.  It’s not JUST the first one.

I agree, with one small notation:  When he does buy a new car, he should mostly pay cash and then finance a small portion to improve his credit score.

Also, while food poisoning is no joke, spoilage in a few hours generally doesn’t cause food poisoning.  And if it’s spoiled, then cooked, you’re golden.  A lot of what people worry about is a non issue.  The main issue is whether it was cooked appropriately *in the first place,* not that it was appropriately cooked…

No, they don’t.  SOME of them (very few) treat SOME employees well. That’s about it. I mean, AmWay is a religious right organization. 

So your choice is either eat rat infested food or food so bad even rats wouldn’t touch it.  Nice.

Read this while eating my lunch. It’s fine.

I mean checked out by MY MECHANIC.  Still CP though.

This is tempting - manual wagon with AWD?  Not brown and not diesel, and the price is high, but it seems to be in good shape.  If the mechanicals check out, this is... ugh. Too much money for this car.  I’m so conflicted!

While I disagree with you, the storytelling is great.