Oh, I will never have that problem, because it's what's *inside* that matters. Even when I am old and grey, with wrinkles, I will be intelligent, vivacious, strong and kind-hearted.

Unlike you, for instance, who will be just bitter and shallow, along with being grey and saggy. :) I weep for you. Oh so much. :P

:P Very true. But disney movies give us unrealistic expectations.

Well, considering that I'm polyamourous, but didn't realize it at the time, yeah, you could say that I don't have a brain that's wired to be attracted to only one person at a time.

Nope. I am very much of the opinion that if you are having bad sex with someone and they refuse to improve or change or are unable to, you are free to seek sex elsewhere, so long as you inform your "bad" sex partner that you're doing it. If they choose to bail, then that's their choice.

Yeah, it was bad. (The other guy turned out to be worse, but in a different way, so that's karma for me). :P I have some sense of humor about it all now.

We're all quite pragmatic. I saw no point in being loyal to someone who didn't trust me to begin with, especially since I had made very hard effort to not cheat, even though the opportunity had risen several dozen times over the course of the school term.

It was like saying no to chocolate cake that was being thrust…

One that's smarter than you :) I call it my "emotional vomit journal" now. Much more classy.

Everyone's crazy when they're 18 (which is when this happened). Dear me, did you not do batshit crazy stuff when you were 18? No stupid mistakes? None? :P

Well, seeing as me and my husband are polyamourous, I gotta tell you, it's a lot of fun being in a marriage where you can legitimately love and sex other people. Way more interesting than relationship monogamy was for me.

Nope! :) I'm pretty awesome. But we all have fail moments at 18 years old. Some are more legitimate than others, lol.

:P I did feel bad for a long time, but now I realize that while I could have handled that situation much better, it was his unrealistic expectations of himself and me that turned me off. It's a long story, but he basically didn't want to objectify or "disrespect" me in any way. Which meant that he never ever said…

It was actually pretty rage induced.

I had been actively resisting a hot guy who was trying to flirt/seduce me away from Boyfriend (who had moved across the country to be with me) but couldn't avoid the other guy, because he was a classmate and we were partners for a bunch of projects. I was basically praying for…

It was more of a rage induced "I'LL SHOW YOU CHEATING!" .

Similar, but not quite the same situation: Hubby and I are going at it, only to be greeted by a "Hello!" and a clicking noise, as my cockatoo proceeds to thrust her face into my armpit. Hubby disowns the bird for the fiftieth time. Probably for good reason.

This bird has also ruined sexy times in many different…

I was outed as a cheater when my ex read my Gmail chat logs.

I don't know much else about what the queen does, but I know Prince Charles is really big on promoting "walking communities" and buying/producing locally. He has basically turned some areas in the Duchy of Cornwall into experimental villages where everything is local and you basically don't need a car. (http://en.wiki…

(But I am not recommending you do this - I'm just listing some crazy things people do)

File for bankruptcy. I believe it basically puts you as a "nil credit" person. So you'll have to start over with any credit, and the bank will be looking over your shoulder for a set number of years, to make sure you're not doing anything stupid.

For some reason, the first link opens a page that is your capital city based meetup account, Zoey. You may want to fix that. :)

Peroxide is OK for wounds if you have nothing else and you know you won't be near proper disinfectant for awhile. It's not ideal and will damage cells, but it kills the bad cells too. Same with alcohol.