Yeah... It’s genuinely sub par chicken. The shakes are okay, but the chicken is just meh at best. And their biscuits are a war crime. I get not everyone in the US has access to a Bojangles, and fore that I’m real sorry, but don’t stoop to Chik fil A biscuits.

I wouldn’t recommend going for this version of “The Rachel.”

She got half the black in the divorce?

WE HAVE FOUND RAFFEY.

I had two bosses at Borders before I managed the place. One was legitimately insane and routinely threw books at me.

Oh hello 1996.

Maybe the demon’s only 25% Mexican?

If he’s a Mexican demon shouldn’t it be Carlos Carlos?

And yet when the tradition in question is anything beyond a health concern, it gets ignored. There are countless types of “respect,” “losing face,” and general douchebaggery that are allowed to continue in that region that also are harmful, but we can’t talk about it because “westernization.”

.... Raffey?

I want to have a drinking game where every time I find myself yelling “IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE PAINT JUST FUCKING PAINT OVER IT” at the screen during all versions of House Hunters, I take a shot.

Okay. Fuck yes. It’s a four day weekend. Four. Four. Day. Week. End.

Did you hear about that guy in Argentina who forgot to attach his art piece in the mail for a contest and won because the jurors though -that- was the art piece?

Australia must be rich in sodium chloride.

I think part of their training is to ALWAYS correct you, no matter how you order. “I’d like a grande whole milk latte with an extra shot & 3 raw sugars, please.” “Oh you would like a triple grande whole milk three raw sugar latte?” “Sure.” (Enjoy your tip)

How about you just not go to Starbucks if you have such an issue with it? Jeez... As a former barista, trust me, we are all saying “fuck you” through our smiles when you order your “small/medium/large,” because we all know you are just doing it to be a difficult fuckwit.

See now, I don’t get this. Do you also go to McDonald’s and order a “Double Decker Patty Sandwich With Special Sauce On A White Bun Adorned With Small Seeds Often Associated With Asian Cuisine”?

Ah, the old “I have no clue how any of this works, but I’m going to assume that nobody has ever thought of the incredibly obvious scam I’m pulling.” school of criminality.

right?! they are compact, easily portable, and have a built in wrapper.