But all of your options are third person plural rather than second person plural.

When I was called for jury duty, the judge instructed us to not watch or read local media, and if something came up without us searching, to change the channel or not read the article/whatever media.

As far as I know, it doesn't. I believe anyone can get one for tax-paying purposes. I'm guessing the point was that it was clear people would work whether they had documents or not, so it made sense to give them a way to pay taxes from their income? I am just speculating here though.

Not necessarily true. I know plenty of undocumented immigrants who are legally employed as subcontractors using their ITIN (tax ID number) and who pay state and federal taxes on an annual basis.

What a brave soul to stand up against Big Fake Pharma!

Other way around- she’s really 23, so she would have been a 2 year old enrolled in kindergarten. SURELY no one would notice that, right??

In the interview she says she was given pills by her non-existent doctor that she was told were for oral chemotherapy.

I watched It with my grandpa when I was 6 and then for some reason my mom let me rent it from the video store a few weeks later so I could watch it again. I don't recall crying. I think I was honestly just captivated by the idea of an evil clown coming out of shower drains!

Undocumented means they do not have a visa/papers to be in the country.

Except I feel conflicted, because his Spanish was actually pretty good...

Buddha Stalin’s chronic!

I teach high school Spanish. I would love to see this transformation you speak of, because right now I'm stuck in the muddy waters of 15-16 year olds.

We had been talking about living together for a while, but the specific reason for this move was because his lease with his roommate was up and I convinced him that now is as good a time as any. So it was partly due to financial reasons, but I guess I assumed he would be ready (I mean, 4 years...). I do think he's…

My boyfriend of almost four years moved in with me last week and it seems like he is a different person. He has been so distant and withdrawn over the past week, barely talking to me and not hugging or kissing me unless I take the initiative, and even then it feels very forced. I was very excited about finally living…

I'm a teacher and I thought this was hilarious. It clearly wasn't meant to be taken so seriously!

Lemme top that: This weekend a man in front of me at McDonald's ordered his coffee with 21 creamers in it.

Tracie Egan Morrisey even wrote an article about entering her baby in a pageant!

Yoga on ice! I love it!

That sounds like it would be a good solution. Now if only Kinja did anything right!

You're right, the comments on this article aren't great. But in general, I do think Jez posts tend to bring about a different set of discussions than a similar post would at Gawker.