loved both those dunks a lot

You’ll never make Senior Mist Maker with that attitude!

Williams emphasizes, however, that she does not want her clothes to “disappear” women.

Barack goes to Cheers and orders buttery nipples for everyone.

I don’t know what it tastes like, but I know what it feels like when a bae leaves.

What a bold decision by Clinton, Sanders and...their mortgage broker? A friend of my father’s? A department store menswear mannequin?

I’ll just keep making tea.

It’s like Cartman’s “i like to be bought dinner, mom, before i get f-d in the a**!!!”

No one doubts his commitment to Sparkle Motion.

It's widespread by definition.

You know I think your right about some men being scared to use the word ‘women’. I’ve noticed the rise in use of the word ‘female’ and it drives me mad. I’m starting to believe these men find themselves in a position where they don’t want to use ‘girls’ incase a woman is offended but are scared to use ‘woman’ as it’s…

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

Use the money to buy the needed medicines from the other manufacturer and distribute for free through charitable organizations.

My friend’s dad told her that his “Turkish tobacco” he used in the bathroom was how his poop smelled. So she was confused as a teen at her first concert...

Not really. Once you’ve overstayed your visa, Immigration and Customs Enforcement has the authority to place you in removal proceedings where a judge can decide whether or not you will be deported. But simply being in the United States without authorization (which is what happens when the authorized stay portion of…

I believe this is the first time I’ve ever seen the phrase “a wave of toddler purges.”

“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…