Nicki Minaj is a successful, popular rapper. She is 32 and was born in Trinidad but grew up in the US. She has a social media presence and often comments on issues like assault, racism, misogyny, and transphobia.

“Candidates on debate moderators: “Awful” -Christie “Irritating” -Rubio “Frustrating” -Huckabee “Crazy” -Fiorina”

Half this speech is about Mark Cuban.

#FarmToCauldron

Milford Academy alum, I presume.

I watched the documentary made about him after he lost his job. It made me dislike him a great deal.

Indeed - because every other thing about vampires is verifiably true

I assume your level of education is making your husband miserable though. :) I told myself after my first year of teaching that I was going to be an awesome wife over the summer- cooking from scratch, organizing the pantry, etc. Turns out that summer is for reading fiction and eating popsicles.

Isn’t there a 1% joke in here?

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

And the political right creates a false equivalence between literally every law. “Oh, I can’t punch this homeless guy, but he can sit on the sidewalk all he wants?”

You’re right. That might even make it more absurd. I can’t math.

NBC has a multicolored logo? How sad that all of you noticed that. I wouldn’t know, of course, since I don’t see color. <preens>

I have to disagree there. As a teacher I’ve had chairs and desks tossed at me, I’ve had a child come at me with scissors, and I get screamed at on a regular basis. All of these situations have been dealt with by keeping calm and not escalating the situation. Cops are also supposed to be professionals and should be…

Yeah... It’s genuinely sub par chicken. The shakes are okay, but the chicken is just meh at best. And their biscuits are a war crime. I get not everyone in the US has access to a Bojangles, and fore that I’m real sorry, but don’t stoop to Chik fil A biscuits.