Sabelotodo
Sabelotodo
Sabelotodo

Agreed.

I used to have crazy vivid hallucinations if I would take my sleeping pills and not go directly to sleep. A common one I had involved my room being covered in sticky, rainbow spiderwebs that I could actually touch and feel. I watched a small man climb up the side of my wall, my dog came in the room and was

I used to have crazy vivid hallucinations if I would take my sleeping pills and not go directly to sleep. A common one I had involved my room being covered in sticky, rainbow spiderwebs that I could actually touch and feel. I watched a small man climb up the side of my wall, my dog came in the room and was

That's too funny! I think you and I could prank a whole lot of kids if we joined forces. It was better when I worked at an after-school program and got paid to convince kids of crazy things that clearly weren't true until eventually they started doubting everything I said. Good times...

Haha I say ridiculous things to kids all the time. The other night I was driving in the car with my boyfriend's kids and when they asked where we were going, I had them convinced for at least 10 minutes that we were driving to Mexico.

I love when you put up pictures of your dog. Yay!

Yeah. Not so much the sexy man of everyone's dreams that he's made out to be in the books...

I just don't like him as Finnick.

I had never seen that on anyone before until I met my boyfriend, but I also find it to be kinda cute. He has two kids (one girl, one boy) and I wonder if either of them has inherited that trait.

When I was about 11 years old I desperately wanted to shave my legs and underarms but my mom wouldn't let me, so I just did it on my own. Like you, a little ways down the road I ended up with a fairly deep cut on my knee (knees and ankles are dangerous places to shave!) and I'm pretty sure my mom used that as a "I

I love those candy hearts. I bought a whole bag of white ones that were supposed to be for weddings and ate them all. This would not work for me.

Yeah, especially considering there were so many models. If there had been just a handful, I don't think it would have stood out so much to me, but scrolling through all those faces really made me wonder why he seemingly doesn't know any POC.

I think you just probably just invented a new thing- a water hangover!

True. I had a Mai Tai and a Modelo, with tuna tacos and garlic fries. It was a night of strange combinations.

I only had two drinks, but still woke up with a headache. My body is weird.

1- Get back into running, hopefully enough to run a half marathon by the end of the year

Marry me?

I have never seen any of those! But I will take your word for it. I would put 30 Rock, Strangers with Candy, and Six Feet Under as my other favorites.