Given that many retail jobs (including fast food) require flexible shifts AND will fire you if you have a second job which interferes with their shift planning, I think you need to sit down and realize your attempt at advice is neither current, useful or original.

Related question: what is the scientific body of evidence on spacewanking?

This happened to a friend (I have no stories myself this interesting let alone awkward).

Not so bad. Rest assured, things go both up and downhill from there.

Dead fish kissers are the worst. What are they even getting out of that?

Go home Pope Francis. You're drunk.

True, but endangering the life of an animal isn't a crime. Torturing an animal is illegal, because it's suffering. Blowing its head off doesn't cause suffering, so whether or not this guy pulled the trigger, it's not illegal. Unless someone else owned the cat, in which case that's destruction of property.

I was going to do that anyway (until actual evidence proves that it was detrimental). What I want is for people to stop spreading disinformation on a well studied subject. Could you do that?

Nopes says Snopes

You may employ people, but you also take money away from others who may use that money to lead to the employment of others. So that argument really doesn't matter unless you have a study off-hand that calculates the multiplier effect for your industry compared to economic alternatives so we can estimate marginal…

It does if you're being aliterative.

No, the Tesla story is about rent-seeking (econ term) from car dealerships, who put the laws in place to prevent GM from opening its own stores and undercutting the shady MFers. GM would and does still move cars regardless of whether or not they own the retail channel.

You're not a manufacturer. The laws are specifically tailored to prevent automakers from selling direct to the public, which would gut the shady dealerships after the opening of corporate GM or Honda stores. The laws are not about you, a member of the public, selling a used vehicle to another member of the public.

You shouldn't be a coder because you would write shitty code that will cost more time to fix than your work adds in value.

Markup is based on cost to the manufacturer (excluding overhead, which in the case of something like an airline ticket, is enormous), not the price of the lowest vs the highest. Thus, you ignore the markup on the retail coffee, which like most retail goods, runs about 50% from manufacturer's cost. Starbucks is…

I'd add three more things to the checking account:

To be honest, I've seen a lot of the shine coming off the Reagan years, as he started a lot of the polices that lead (eventually) to the current mess.

No, airliners are actually quite robust. They have to be in order to sustain 20 years of takeoffs and landings (most combat aircraft are built to handle half the flight hours of an airliner). As such, they will survive a hit about as well as any aircraft. A SA-11 with a dud warhead, assuming it missed a vital…

The idea of that much potential cat hair getting into a gaming laptop makes my CPU want to burst into flames.

True. Most lawyers and mid-level managers, a lot of engineers, and many doctors work shitty hours. Doctors often work both long and irregular hours AND have to be on-call during their off-time.