That episode didn't happen/was a dream sequence.

Are you enjoying the people too serious to understand that your last sentence was a joke as much as I am?

As more time passed, she even received death threats from some other vegans (guess you don't need to consume animal products to act like a total fucking asshole).

"Mississippi: Ranked 50th out of 50 since 1959."

You could always slather it in gravy and sick a dog on it. Even a medium sized dog (30-40 lbs) has something like 5 times the jaw strength of a human.

Gold is pretty damn soft. You could probably bite his head off. You'd just have to take breaks because your jaw will get tired.

Beats a CRJ. EADS likes to call things like the A330 "airbuses", but a CRJ is pretty much a greyhound with wings. Just with a lot less legroom, headroom and smaller windows.

Probably not much, or the targets were insane, given that there were multiple people forced to do this. The boss of these people probably just thought it would be a great motivational tool, because sales managers are THE WORST.

How do those folks do that? It's their life to do that. They probably spend 20-40 hours a week scouring coupons just so they can roll into Target once a month with $500 off a pile of crap.

The old man was just being a cheapskate. People will mow your lawn for $20 and 1 minute of your time (finding your wallet and handing them the $20).

Why was it a godsend? You give prospective employers your salary info? Your actual salary info? That violates both rules of salary talk:

Obligatory...

Surgery. Ever see Gattaca? That scene at the beginning is an actual procedure. It's usually used for people who have one leg that's much longer than the other, but you could probably find someone (probably in Mexico or places further away) to do it for cosmetic reasons.

Question: is it misogyny that causes these men to treat people like objects, or does it just appear that way because they treat EVERYONE like objects. IME, people usually aren't assholes to one and only one specific group of people.

If you have screen tearing on PC (and assuming you don't want it), you're doing it wrong. Really. There is a setting to turn off screen tearing. It's called V-sync.

I know far, far too many people whose bodies were fucked up by asshole highschool coaches. Arthritic knees in your 20's? LOADS. Degenerating disc? One or two. Multiple concussions? You betcha. We'll see how those turn out once they hit middle age.

*Nukes the Australian outback from orbit*

"Woman" (the Aramaic version of that world at least) didn't have a negative connotation. It was just a statement of what she was, no different than referring to 10 year old as "child" or "kid".

To be fair (and the other guy trashing you is most certainly not being that) 9 out of 13 million Illinoisans live in the greater Chicago metro area.

A lot of us here aren't old white self-important-asshole men, so no, you're not alone.