Hair looks pretty good, but the rest looks like a step back from what one can get with modded Skyrim. I have no doubt this is a much more advanced graphics system, but there's an advantage in having a system open enough that you can manually tweak the uncanny valley away.

I usually refer to it as McDumps, so y'all are not that far off. Just half a syllable.

Cosby stops being an "alleged rapist" when he's convicted, as a trial turns allegations into facts. Your shooting example is murkier. Yes, technically, it's an alleged suicide. However, with the other party dead, you have to default to the witnesses version of events as fact unless you come across other facts with are…

Nicer than sitting down to your own, personal plate of fresh bread provided for free?

I wash after every use because fresh towels feel and smell amazing.

Goddammit. I had to hit on the ONE woman who happened to be married to the Colonel, and now I'm stuck here for the next 3 years.

And DAT VOICE!

Better answer: tell people your wifi password is on the back of the router (you're lying because you changed it the moment it finished booting) and apologize for not knowing it offhand. If they don't get the message and offer (or actually) pull out the router to look at the password, act confused when it doesn't work…

To be honest, I think this should be the punishment for a lot of things.

If this was a legit flight sim, instead of an arcade-ish mobile game, I'd play the hell out of it no matter how much time it spent yammering on about the glory of the PLAAF.

I know. You forced a joke that wasn't there.

Pedicures are for toes!

Definitely Scarface. The title character is the ultimate 80's MAN, but with a really, really, really bad accent. Not at all must-see material given that you don't have to go far IRL to find self-absorbed assholes who will ruin entire families to get ahead.

I object to this on the ground that it perpetuates the "pay as you go" mindset of governance (which is really just a cover for wealth hoarders). Government is not a household. Unlike you and I, it decides its income as well as its expense.

Yes, credit scores are heavily influenced by how much you deal with credit, but nobody charges highly-scored customers (as a group) more than low-scored borrowers. Well credited becomes well AND cheaply credited. Why? Because the one thing banks hate are defaults. One default can wipe out the profit of 20 perfect…

Ever developed an Android app? Unless you're

It's based on calculations in the player's union contract.

I bet it tastes good with BBQ sauce.

I'd probably put pandas above any primate, or even horse, but otherwise a solid Top 5.

Because you might be a rich minority?