The other 13 are Romneys.

Yeah, there is NOTHING wrong with the term "friendzone" itself. As you said, it's just a shorthand for something sucky that happens to most people.

Pretty much. While most people have had kids BEFORE they're completely financially stable, today most people struggle with their own needs (not wants, needs). To people in such a position, children are unthinkable.

That estimate (which comes from the UN) is ridiculous. As in, laughable. Nigeria will NOT have a billion people living in it. Not in 2100. Not ever.

I vote him for emperor, I mean, it's not like the current one is doing that much. Lazy bastard hasn't even rolled out of bed in years.

If you're actually up front about wanting to go to a nice steak place (and emphasize that you're not expecting anything other than that) you might actually get hits on OKCupid.

Risk taught me that, one day, Australia will conquer the whole planet. I, for one, welcome our future Kangaroo overlords.

Sure. For about an hour. Then it's murdering time.

Well...I know one happened in a Jets game and another in a Bears game. It actually worked in the Bears game, if memory serves, when the opposing team muffed it. Given that it was the Smith era, it probably resulted just in a field goal.

Do you mean an onside punt in the new scoring system or onside punts in general? Because there's one of those every couple of years. Always fun.

Sounds great to me. While watching on TV, I love a competitive game. If I'm hauling my ass out to the stadium, I want to leave with my team victorious, period. If it's a 20-40 point blowout, so be it. I don't care, I only get a chance to get out there a couple of times a year. I will yell my approval for every score.…

Pull up a simple search eliminating the deal-breakers (distance, age, has(n't) child, and whatever else they have drop downs or checkboxes for). And then go down the list and READ the profile of anyone you COULD be attracted to physically. Read the whole damn thing. And if it works out, message him/her, otherwise move…

I don't know why YOU'RE laughing. You're apparently not in on the joke. Then again, not all of them are in it either. The whole thing, particularly the obviously-wrong references to feminism, is an attempt to get a reaction out of you. Raging anger is the best outcome of trolling, but smug derision while missing the…

In real life, yes. When drawing an animation, however, you can drop the eyelashes and even the lips and it makes less of a PERCEIVED difference because the way people perceive faces on men vs women.

They're inconsistent as shit about it, so don't feel bad. You'd think, at the very least, it works something like a battery, where he can store up the sun power for a while. And red light seems to sap him immediately, when you'd think it would be the same as being in a dark room. Also, it seems to change between…

It's not "a thing" that people actually believe. It's a deliberate prank.

I have no opinion one way or the other on the outfits, however I loudly support the age boost. 15 year olds can't be heroes. 15 year olds are fucking worthless. Aging them even 3 years is a marked improvement in believability.

If your PC is so slow a webcam is killing it, you need to replace the whole damn thing because apparently you've had it since 2005.

1) Public self pity is UNATTRACTIVE. Stop that.

Technically, what people want are photos taken outdoors, but with the soft lighting often found indoors. Since most people lack the knowledge and the photography equipment needed to make that happen (reflectors, off camera fill flashes, etc)...soft indoor lighting wins.