Nah. It's Portrait 101: outside light is harsh light, and harsh light is not flattering, particularly on women who tend to have softer features. As such, harsh light will highlight eyes (as in, make them look sunken and aged by shadow) and skin imperfections.

Two drinks an hour, maybe. Two drinks a whole night? That's realy pussy-talk right there, pussy.

I would have zero problem explaining that to my woman. Then again, she's not an idiot, as you appear to, and insist on continuing to, be.

Happened to me at a salad bar 2 weeks ago. I was filling up my tray (with not salad) and I saw a plain-clothes cop (like a detective) and his big-ass 9mm on his hip. I wanted to grap it a yell "ooohhhh! what kind is it?" and basically have a conversation with the guy, while waving the thing around like a giant threat…

The guy was convicted of sodomy, not rape. He was probably busted by a cop for receiving a hummer in an ally or some kind of lame crap like that.

Better than Leslie Nielsen?

Well...originally DHwaV was a movie in its own right. The script was titled "Simon Says."

There are only two diehard movies, the original, and vengeance. All of the other ones are myths that can be debunked on snopes.

I think that was right about the time I stopped watching that show. Such an awesome premise and a few good moments...but got damn dull, saccharine and nonsensical as the show went on. They jumped the shark, shot it, had it regenerate and then jumped it again.

Usually, being a dumbass is a requirement for being grossly negligent.

Plus, it had Bruce Campbell.

If they played in an outdoor stadium, there's also no chance that Detroit would have built its roster around a pass-first offense.

Jay doesn't give a fuck. Ever. He keeps all the fucks to himself.

Yes, yes, and a better option would be your community college. Better training for vastly less money.

That's actually one of the least bad things in the article. In fact...I strain to see it as bad at all. The artists wanted to sell things and Frank was buying as well as told them what was selling. So they made what sold...like what everyone else does. Let's not pretend that just because they're native that they don't…

Yeah...I'm not tipping more than a buck for a beer. Mixed drink? A couple of bucks. Three if it's strong.

So...is it excellent or is it bogus for you right now? Because excellent=good, bogus=bad. Put them together and it sounds like you're saying it's supremely awful for you right now. In which case I recommend a back-to-back Keanu marathon immediately. I'm sure there's something of his on Netflix. Drop your work and…

1) I'm not actually gay.

The irony was deliberate. Also, see my other response in this thread. It wasn't about the troll.