I miss Extreme Makeover: Face Edition.

Personally, I think the Saudi-Iran cold war for the leadership of the Islamic world is the most fascinating narrative of the region right now. Rarely do you see a US ally pushing their individual weight around so much, nor do you often see an Islamic state and Israel in an unspoken alliance with the US as interlocutor.

Wait...when did the Wahabis get in bed with the ayatollahs? Last I checked, they were rivals in a cold war, with their state arms funding opposing sides in proxy wars. Syria is, essentially, the wahabis funding the rebels and the ayatollahs the government.

Trying REALLY hard not to laugh out loud at work right now.

The patent on this stuff expired at least 50 years ago. It's copyrights that last forever (thanks, Disney).

Meh. You're not as convincing when you're not parodying an angry self-righteous Jezmonger.

Well...to be fair, you really can't get pregnant from buttseks. So they were right on that point.

Ever toss one into the basketball hoop in Detroit?

Goddammit. You're leading me own. Well played. That's what I get for screwing around here at work.

You have anger problems...and intellectual shortcomings. What's your problem? Head injury? I really don't want to think someone is deliberately as ignorant as you are.

Seems everything in modern media was invented by either Star Trek or The Twilight Zone.

Nothing exists in a vacuum. All 9 know goddamn well that Congress is completely incapable of fixing this.

Smaller irises too. Gives that 'escaping off into the distance while doing unspeakable horrors' look. That's what makes the portrait box art look so deranged. The eyes are equally sized there, but I agree one should be slightly bigger for amplified effect.

Gaze more 'angry' than 'homicidally manic'. Needs work.

No, it's Chicago, home of the CPD who would crack skulls (and plain ol' fine everyone else) long before things got to Vancouver levels.

Duke Nukem Forever took a decade to get completed. Problem is that they never re-wrote the jokes, so the whole thing came off like a Leno monologue on things that were funny two presidents ago.

Yeah...she gets a lot of undeserved shit. Which distracts from her own well-intentioned, but godawful execution.

*Facepalm*

I'm not sure if you're a troll, drunk, dense, or all of the above. Maybe you're from the school of Lindsey West, where you're so socially inept, you piss off even the people who agree with you.

Really? You know he was the villain in a Star Trek movie, right? Sure, he got jacked since then, but I'm pretty sure Trek cosplay (even for money) kicks you out of the bro club forever.