In case it's not clear, I'm not advocating the position I described (which, if you read the entirety of my post, is STRONGLY suggested). I understand it and the people that espouse it. That is all. I have no interest in holding a class on or being an advocate for their arguments. You can find them yourself.

A tablespoon of salt. I had thought I had poured sugar, realized my mistake, but after considering the crowd I was with at the time, did it anyway.

Eh...you don't need cognitive dissonce to be pro-life and pro-death penalty. The argument is fairly straightforward.

Totally buying one for the s/o. 50% chance I'll be promptly murdered for it.

I don't know, but it does mean you're a really, really flexible woman.

Get a better camera.

If you mean that out of the tens of thousands of QBs in America, he's one of only 32 NFL starters, yes, he's elite.

Do episodes of Archer count?

Jimmy Kimmel's propensity for making viral videos these days seems like both a ploy to be considered as cool as Jimmy Fallon

Most people don't participate in hookup culture in college, nor do you need to participate to figure out what you want/like/need. There's a million ways to get to Happy Sex Land, and you figured out the one way you don't get there.

Actually, the Americans were thinking about how stupid of a word "Moogli" is.

You never, ever, EVER buy anything based on its cost. You buy it based on the price the market will bear. Price may even be below cost, on occasion, but it's well divorced from it.

Schist. Manhattan schist, specifically. Yes, New Yorkers had to name the rocks after themselves too.

While I don't believe there is any correlation between "tit" size and intelligence, there's a STRONG correlation between being 19 and saying really dumb things that were fed to you by older people, which are butchered by said teen and and up being even dumber than the original premise. So Mr. ShitMonkey, while…

Independents are an illusion, as are impartial referees.

Technically, he's a bailiff, a sworn office of the court, and is probably a county sheriff, if not state police. He is NOT a rent-a-cop.

There's maybe three or four QB's in the whole league that wouldn't be hounded by the media to take a bench for Tebow. Brady is one of them.

Actually, it would be A LOT nicer if everyone who was raised on the story of Jesus listened the the #1 thing he said (repeatedly): love EVERYONE and it's not your job to judge ANYONE.

Blah, blah, blah, everything has to be about YOUR view, blah, blah, no one is allowed to have side conversations, blah, blah, blah, someone failed stats, blah.

Only good part of Disneyworld is Epcott. There's like 300 different ethnic restaurants. Spend the whole f'ing day eating and drinking and you be too full and drunk to care that you're surrounded by screaming children or that you blew $800 on theme park food.