Canadian hockey fans definitely fit this. They completely eviscerated Phil Kessel for being a tubby American who had the audacity to enjoy hot dogs when he wasn't playing hockey.

Hopefully starring Leslie Jones.

European hockey player names, by far.

Damn teenagers. I can’t concentrate on audiobooks and think about what I’m reading at the same time. Luckily 99% of my job is soul-crushingly brainless and repetitive. The 1% of the time that it isn’t, I have to hit mute.

“All three are in. I win!” “That’s MY motherfuckin’ balls, you better let go of ‘em!”

...nope, nothing the least bit funny here. Feels like the writers’ room of a CBS sitcom.

Nevermind that, the real question is whether or not he got both feet down in bounds.

I came here to give you all a gay joke, but I changed my mind. Here’s a straight joke

If they really want the problem to go away all they have to do is hire Jim Spanfeller to oversee it.

I didn’t think “King of Suckballs Mountain” could be topped. Then I saw the ending of "What?!".

They were awfully naive with their "He has no chance" narrative right up to having to completely scrap the episode planned for after the election.

“Mr. Spotify CEO, how could you possibly pretend not to know who owns such a popular song?” “Well, Your Honor...I guess I'm a criminal."

What about scalp scabs? Anything to make them go away? I tried teatree oil and it didn't work.

What about scalp scabs? Anything to make them go away? I tried teatree oil and it didn't work.

Whoever informs her Dad better not tell it to his heart.

I think it was an indie show. The guy was thanking wrestlers for making his life better.

They both seemed pretty monstrous to me. The sleep apnea mask and constant needling could drive anyone bonkers.

It was all worth it for how horrified Tandy was when he realized he married such a monster right before Melissa showed up.

He was able to conceive 20 years ago? With his 175-year-old penis?

“Please enjoy this brief video of Cory Booker being a pickup weenie." "Shut up, Rosario."

Knowing Goodell it was never tested in the first place, just rejected as soon as they received it.