I never got around to watching it but was planning to. If the same thing happens to “mixed-ish”, I’m gonna kill COVID myself.

“Curved AOC? I'll take twelve." - Ben Shapiro

“Curved AOC? I'll take twelve." - Ben Shapiro

He’s a meanie, a big weenie.

Did he even watch this week's South Park?

If this means Dewey Cox plays him in the inevitable biopic, I’m ordering tickets an hour ago.

“A lot!”

How do you know how many people he's murdered?

I hate the Patriots as much as anyone but all the reports I read said the trafficking thing was proven false.

Woof. And I thought the multiple drivers who sped full-bore into oncoming traffic with me in the car were bad!

More like $tockholm $yndrome.

Imagine getting hurt in the second game of the season and having to spend a year with the girl posing as your wife and your kids who are nothing but props.

Donte Concrete.

Good. I should've quit watching the NFL a long time ago but this gives me a clean exit. Get fucked, Roger.

I have a real problem with this article, buster.

That’s cool about Yang but I have a working larynx and descended testicles so I could pass for the Theranos girl.

(While his studio is being built)

Cleveland.

If Gruden wanted to press charges over being recorded without consent in California he could and Brown would likely be in jail past the end of the season.

Is it still in theaters? I haven't managed to see it yet.

Sex offender, eh? Someone has a type.