Way to go, gays. Now you're up against a stiff Brees.

Ha. Impossible.

“Dammit! I said pop the Weili!" - Andrade's trainer

Whoever tries to give her the "internalized" excuse can shove it up their ass.

Conrad is a mortgage broker? I’ve heard more than 5 seconds of his podcasts and had no idea!

A controlled demolition...from space?!

No, that's not it.

Oakland benefiting from a stupid rule? Sure, this makes up for foisting Tom Brady upon us.

Good for her. I haven't wanted to work over Simona Halep since 2009.

If he was white they would've sent the Immobile Police Unit.

What would a guy named David Roth know about the art of making an abrupt exit?

Well. This does seem like the next logical step for me, since I've gotten double-digit star amounts on G/O Media post comments on at least two non-consecutive occasions.

Couldn’t these dimwits have taken up the cause of a dick who engages in the same behaviors but is an actual GOOD POLITICIAN, like Al Franken? #SelfHatingDemocrat

Jay Z isn't gonna like this. Before he agreed to their partnership, Goodell assured him that the NFL only has 99 problems.

They still sell those, too.

If Kanye can sell a white t-shirt for $500, I shudder to think how expensive his coats are.

“You're leaving, Leslie? That's retarded." - Pete Davidson

More like "Bad Job, Lorne".

THESE *clap* POLLS *clap* DON'T *clap* MEAN *clap* SHIT *clap* but fuck Biden anyway and fuck every member of the DNC that's supporting his horseshit candidacy