There's his "gory crap" face. That's bad shit, pal!

I don't believe the boat story. She caught it on a sandy hook.

Ten more Stings > WWE Sting

Jeez, between this and Esteban Loaiza it’s almost enough to make you believe the Pirates don't pay their pitchers enough.

This is appalling. I’m disgusted.

He should confront the past of 2015 when people still liked him.

I was all set to defend Ozzy after you put him in the header then never mentioned him in the article. Diane, if the seemingly charming daughter of a record executive ever hits on you, run.

A lifetime of fatherly disappointment?

“I do not like this painting, Bling. Its smug aura mocks me." - Donald

“I don't need no Elsa, mate. Anyway, here's Wonderwall."

Get back to me when her Mom records the most iconic song of the 1990s.

Where's Angela? And the redhead?

They didn't just try to low-ball them. They drag their feet on every claim, hoping the player dies before they can collect.

Elliot’s lawyers: “Our offer is $500 and a signed jersey.”

I thought it was Champ Kind molesting players back in the '70s.

Update: he found one but it didn’t pass the league safety test. He said something catty about the NFL in response.

He's a wicked, wicked sacred cow in this town.

*tips derby*

Great, now Marc Maron will have a hell of a time gaining admittance.

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