Update: he found one but it didn’t pass the league safety test. He said something catty about the NFL in response.

He's a wicked, wicked sacred cow in this town.

*tips derby*

Great, now Marc Maron will have a hell of a time gaining admittance.

Report: The Estate Almost Had A Hand In Preventing Ronald Reagan's "Fucking Savages" Rant From Becoming Public

Ooh that slider so scandalous
And you know another catcher can’t handle it
So you throwin that thang like who’s the ish
With a look in yer eyes so Yu Darvish
Uh

Chance: Advance to St. Charles Place. If not doubled over and crying, collect $20.

I never watched Friends. Was this monkey also the Rally Monkey for the Angels, as the picture implies? I have no opinion, other than the 2002 World Series was one of my favorites, mostly thanks to watching Barry Bonds play left field like he was on roller skates with busted wheels.

There were guns, according to the article. Several people were shot.

Your Mom's Basement. Strong wax with subtle hints of sewing machine.

“The point is, people are born with burdens to carry. That much is undeniable,” Bernie says. “But whether they bind us or we cast them aside…that’s up to us. I think you should cast yours aside, Marianne. Put that heavy burden down. It’s time.”

Is this a product we can import?

At least they’re there for a reason, unlike the stupid assholes who provide "stadium security" and shouldn't have jobs.

It doesn't have a year attached per se but the part of Robocop 2 where Detroit declares bankruptcy and the corrupt black mayor does everything in his power to get his hands on all the dirty money he can was pretty accurate.

He should start his own. I'm thinking The New York Brown Helmets.

He deals in dollars, not change.

Peak Pittsburgh radio was reached the day he wrecked when somebody called into 1250 and proclaimed it the darkest day since 9/11. I'll Never Forget.

Should've been you, Ben.

So he's advocating for the weakest feature in RBI Baseball? Bitch, please.

I'm no Becky defender but all available evidence says she's his girlfriend.