There's no ethical (fill in the blank) under capitalism.

This is all true except Matt got it backwards. The rift with Polamalu started because he wanted to play another year and the team said no.

This omission calls for a one-on-one with the Unduhtakuh, playah.

What if the good player is a bad person and won't give up his helmet?

“Amateurs!”

The bidet and pressure washer are two different items? Doubt it.

The bidet and pressure washer are two different items? Doubt it.

I'm a white mediocrity who never did anything in politics (I did get 100 votes in a city council election, coming up short by about half) and this physically pains me. Give it up, Beto.

Something something "fresh meat" something. #ashamed

It's not going to be funny either way. I'll still go see it, because I'm a glutton for punishment.

A Drew with a daytime show?

As Mr. Kotter said every time he heard an interruption and looked up to see Barbarino: well, at least it's not Epstein.

Topher Grace was such an awful Venom that we all took a vow not to forgive him for at least ten years.

We're the bad guy, who makes fun of people that die, in planes crashes as long as it ain't happen to him.

Get back to Tandy, Jasper!

Awwwwwww, nawwwwwww, Craig! Now my show ain’t gon’ come on my show!

Those people may only see money, but I bet they never miss, huh?

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Nice try, Melissa McCarthy. Did your CBS royalties dry up?

Schutt quit producing that particular line after 2012. I don't think they gave a reason.

He really hated those blurred lines between his gums and teeth. No ambiguity now!