“Somebody get that little boy some water!”

I don't know about Magic. James Harden has.

No, Lenny. Go back to your cell.

And then Magic said "I got a list, here’s the order of my list that it’s in;
It goes, Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie
Andre from Outkast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me
But in this industry I’m the cause of a lot of envy
So when I’m not put on this list the shit does not offend me
That’s why you see me walk around like…

It's not on the list because it aged out. It wasn't disqualified for any other reason. So if he finds a more recent model that's less than 10 years old it's legal.

He would’ve done something but give the guy a break. He was very busy doing 105 in Pittsburgh’s outskirts.

The weekend may exist because of labor unions, but The Weeknd exists because of Dre and Bow's Canadian vacation.

I usually say no to God by first acknowledging that he doesn't exist. Takes away the trepidation. Is this different for women?

He'll definitely be wearing soft shoes for the foreseeable future.

SNL is a pretty regular gig for him.

Wonder what he was drinking. I bet it was sour.

Better keep him away from Jameis.

Unless you’re a turtle in way over his head (and shoulder heyyyoooooo)

Except corny. #Sad!

More like “Just did it.” - Hillary Clinton. #wakeupsheeple

I live for the snark but the grammatical errors I'm completely with you on. Did part of Hogan's settlement include a provision banning Gawker from using Microsoft Word?

Shia did it better.

He never got over Brandy choosing Joe Dirt over him. Sad!

Brock Lobster: the hybrid that washes ashore once every 50 years to mate and, if there's time, defend the WWE Title.

He's never gotten over the fact that Brandy chose Joe Dirt over him.