SOH1987
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SOH1987

The self-professed “corny-lookin’ white boy" who showed up dressed like Bill Clinton, forcing us to learn what his name is.

It must’ve been quite the spirited Rock, Paper Scissors tournament to determine a winner when ten hitmen showed up to finish him off.

Don't get in a car with her brother.

I work in a call center. I started as a temp. There’s a lot of “voluntary time off” because we run out of work a lot. Obviously there are too many temps. So one day me and the rest of the temps were told we were having an emergency meeting in two hours. We all started wilding out, because obviously we were being let

420 minutes? You just answered your own question.

Ziggy Palffy suddenly had a career-ending shoulder injury that flared up on his wedding night then mysteriously disappeared as soon as his retirement papers were filed and he didn't have to play for the last-place Penguins anymore.

I'm still pissed about Almost Human, too. I didn't think I could be more pissed off at Fox, until the day they axed The Grinder AND Grandfathered.

The one that hasn't been licked by some asshole teenager.

“They forgot the whites? Typical liberals." - Fox News

Unfortunately all of that money was spent slandering Richard Jewell.

This just makes me miss Chappelle's Show.

I don’t know if I was supposed to, but I laughed through the whole article.

This is all some kind of Todd Haley insurance fraud scheme that got way out of ha...foot.

Frampton: "Damn, I had a Premonition that they were Breaking All the Rules. Now Show Me the Way to a safer hotel."

+1 abbreviated season on FOX

Fire-ass is just one symptom after a night with Jeter.

I'm pretty far to the left but some of the stuff the Babylon Bee posts is pretty funny. 

“A Brazilian named Hulk? He better not try to date Brooke, brother.”

Still better than “Terriers”.

I hope he pans out. The "rivalry" doesn't mean anything when it's one-sided assault with malice for twenty straight years.