Ziggy Palffy suddenly had a career-ending shoulder injury that flared up on his wedding night then mysteriously disappeared as soon as his retirement papers were filed and he didn't have to play for the last-place Penguins anymore.

The one that hasn't been licked by some asshole teenager.

“They forgot the whites? Typical liberals." - Fox News

Unfortunately all of that money was spent slandering Richard Jewell.

This just makes me miss Chappelle's Show.

I don’t know if I was supposed to, but I laughed through the whole article.

This is all some kind of Todd Haley insurance fraud scheme that got way out of ha...foot.

Frampton: "Damn, I had a Premonition that they were Breaking All the Rules. Now Show Me the Way to a safer hotel."

+1 abbreviated season on FOX

Fire-ass is just one symptom after a night with Jeter.

I'm pretty far to the left but some of the stuff the Babylon Bee posts is pretty funny. 

“A Brazilian named Hulk? He better not try to date Brooke, brother.”

Still better than “Terriers”.

I hope he pans out. The "rivalry" doesn't mean anything when it's one-sided assault with malice for twenty straight years. 

Nobody really knows about the Vegas shooter. It was all swept under the rug. The Vegas police called a press conference carried live on cable networks, only to announce that victims could put in claims for property that was seized in the investigation and there would be no further questions. It was truly bizarre.

The Ray Lewis one gives off the perfect amount of smug, "Just got away with murder", God is great vibes.

It's too bad this didn't come out in 2009. Ben Stiller would've been a great addition.

Upon hearing that a Cyborg had been fired, Andrew Yang breathed a sigh of relief and decided to put off strangling his toaster oven until next week.

A unicorn, Bigfoot and Jesus. All four of them exist. My Uncle who invented the Hoverboard in 1984 plays poker with them on Thursdays.

Negative consequences, like: