Plastic? Pfft. I’ve been eating hot dogs since 1989 and you think I’m scared of plastic?

Ok. She may be An Old, but in my book, she's definitely One Of The Good Ones. She won't be blasted into space when I get elected.

I’m 99% sure that only applies to actual coaches.

“Broke”...?

Bitten them in the ass how? Gerrymandering and the Electoral College have them pretty firmly in control.

The first of that group, Brandon Pettigrew, was a lingering case of herpes.

ESPN's partnership with WWE will probably prevent that. The "war" has already led to several petty shots.

Hopefully, when she tries to find work following this, she'll be banned for possessing XY chromosomes.

I hope his next call is to CBS. If anybody can save their sitcom lineup, it's him.

Alec makes an ass of himself every week on Saturday Night Live. She learned it from YOU, DAD.

He just doesn’t want us to know about the cutting-edge Lazar technology.

That polymer sounds good but I heard the windshield wipers on the lower half of her face keep shorting out.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become a crazy asshole anti-vaxxer.

Compared to a hate crime? Yes.

‘“We should have a reparations council, board of trustees as it were, selecting this counsel—very, very significant because it has to be a board of trustees... [that] white America trusts and black America trusts,” she said.’

I used to play this with my previous neighbors. Wine and marijuana do not aid the learning curve.

I used to play this with my previous neighbors. Wine and marijuana do not aid the learning curve.

Bell is black, so the length of his sentence had nothing to do with race.

I can only give you one star for this, but if I could you'd get as many as Ralph caused.

One of the good ones. Still, better him than RBG.

Nope. Pleasant surprise.