90% Of His Base: “He nonconsensually kissed a woman? Who cares, that slut was asking for it.”

Looks like somebody needs to upgrade their Prime Directives.

Weinstein turning out to be a Nazi is a Shyamalan-level twist. Good luck finding funding for that movie!

“made her own decisions in life.”

Stomped around and married an untalented twin?

“Sucked through the toilet hole? Buhhhhhhhh bye!"

“I'd love to be rooted in Oakland." - Ayesha Curry

Did everyone forget Wrestlemania was this year? He's already at two, because if that Triple H match wasn't an "action comedy" nothing is.

Well at least we know whether or not Donald Trump cares about black people.

“We ping-pong from children in disease-ridden concentration camps run by the American government”

Marvel? Snore. The only Netflix prop I want is Kimmy Schmidt’s backpack, preferably before the $45,000 was stolen but I’m flexible.

You mean for him alcohol plus vehicles lead to negative consequences? Weird. In America it means you get to keep your Senate seat another 40 years.

“I'll be...HAHAHAHAHA...beck...? Back. HAVE SEX WITH ME COLIN!"

I mean that's just an accurate reflection of American culture.

Don't let the fact that the US Government is full of self-righteous assholes prevent you from being snarky, or the terrorists win.

Huh. I would've thought a movie involving Marc Maron and a sword would be a documentary focused on Gallagher.

I didn't watch but based on the description here it's everything I see in my head every time I hear Julie Kavner strain to croak out a line.

So who’s on it, Gellar or Swanson? I won't sleep with just any of them.

So who’s on it, Gellar or Swanson? I won't sleep with just any of them.

Haircut or no haircut, 31 years later "The Following" debuted and the AV Club reviewers fucked Bacon every week.

Didn't Keanu do the same thing with music?