SHUTUPWESLEY
SHUTUPWESLEY
SHUTUPWESLEY

I still chew Bubble Tape. And frozen Go-gurts are the a Great summer time snack.

I KNOW RIGHT?! SO GOOD.

Either this is satire, or this is the most laughably stupid comment I've ever received on these.

Otter pops in a nutshell:

The only thing colder than otter pops/fla-vor-ice pops are my cold, dead hands... which is what you will have to pry those pops from.

One time in 5th grade, my friends and I got a Capri Sun and it was like, mildly bitter tasting and fermented and we were like OMG BOOZE!!! HEEHEEHEE. And so we stayed in from recess and played a drinking game (I believe it was the alphabet game) to get soooo wasted off of it.

Bologna is one of Italy's great food cities!! And Eataly, although very poorly named, is also sort of amazing and great. I APPROVE OF ALL OF THESE THINGS.

Signed, an Italian.

I am English and yes, it is annoying how poor my country's attitude to food is. My mother incinerates every piece of meat and 50% of the people that come into my dad's fish shop cannot deal with seeing unfrozen fish with the head still on. The children all hold their noses and refuse to try anything, and people admit

This is great! And your dishes are so fantastic! Years ago we started doing the same thing, and about ten people showed up with "delectable" dishes. A few months later, 20 people showed. Then 40. Now this "Mid Century Supper Club Potluck" is so huge — over 100 people — that we've had to rent a space for it! We

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Cookie dough flavoured cookies. Cookies that taste like they haven't been baked but actually they have been baked?
We've come full circle, folks. The end is surely nigh.

When she was younger, my mother looked like Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music. When I was three or four I kept wondering where my other, older siblings were and asked my Mom if the Nazis got them. I was not the smartest of children but by god was I adorable.

When I worked at McDonald's in high school in my VERY rural small town, the only time parents asked for the boy's toy for girl children was the week the black Barbie princess was in rotation. I got in trouble after one really nasty woman twisted up her face in disgust and said "Don't you have a white Barbie? No? Then

Winter? Wassat?

Yawn. Bring back The B in Apt 23!

My darling Lindy,

Not what I usually think of when I picture a shaved pussy.

One of our dogs is about 12 years old and doesn't like going out so much anymore, but when he does, lots of little kids like to come up and pet him because he's so small and cheerful.