Isn’t that kind of it’s own name though? I’ll probably call her M though when she’s older

YES! Does anyone else get dark, coarse cleavage hairs? I call them pirate hairs and attack them with abandon at their very first appearance.

“Kylie is really excited and Tyga gave her a “symbolic ring.” Supposedly the big, official engagement announcement will come on her 18th birthday.”

Guess Mr. Morgan got it right.

Your body doesn’t make you sexy. You make your body sexy.

Fun fact: There was a class action suit against Applebee's for these side-work shenanigans a few years back, and there was a solid settlement. I got a check for the amount of money it would take to bring me up from my server wage to minimum wage for 100% of the hours that I did sidework, then another 100% of that…

Oh, joy — finally a time to capitalize on a bizarre and often mindbogglingly childhood. Monsterpuss's Dad is of the creed that eating habits are testament to one's character — and that seeking out the slimy, the fetid, and the possibly poisonous in your backyard means you are more clever, more attractive, possibly…

A booger picked from someone's boyfriend's nose, for $100, and a tragicomically misguided sense of pride and honour. I was 18 and.... not sober.

"Well, maybe I will come to your country then. And eat all of your bread!"

I need No-Red guy to go on a date with Allergic-to-Crunchy woman.

So full from all the gratuities in mah belleh.

Alternative name: The November 1st Martini

After a few minutes, I returned to the table. The man ordered a hamburger.

Amazingly enough, that wasn't deliberate. I literally could not find a useable picture of him NOT wearing a bandanna through Getty or AP.

Isn't this the very thing the West seemingly fails to grasp? In Russia everybody lies about everything and everybody knows that. It is therefore assumed that everybody lies everywhere else as well. Hence the Russian complaints about the referendum in Scotland. "See, they're just as bad as us, only they're not as…

As for how Russia plans to fix this, they appear to be operating under the "just ignore it and it'll get better" school of thought

Confirmation bias. I know dozens of people who love lox in particular and smoked salmon in general, myself included.

Sorry, but the kebabs drunks who have been to Europe and consumed drunk are generally these:

I have one! One night, while working as a hostess, I was doing my job and about to sit a party. A group of men in their 30s was leaving the restaurant. I say goodbye to them and thank them for their patronage while starting to lead the other party inside. At this moment, I fell a hand under my dress grab my butt…