Mar 6

“As evidenced by”? Burnout Paradise was still loved by the majority and had great reviews. It’s only failing was that it wasn’t a boxed in arcade racer like a vocal minority would’ve preferred. Read more

Dec 18

That makes way more sense. If you got your stuff in order half a million subscribers can bring in some bank, but to finance a Valkyrie? I call shenanigans. 

Sep 6 2019

My parents wanted me to be a doctor, but I didn’t listen to them because I just knew I’d end up having to stick my finger up some guy’s Eunos. Read more

May 1 2019

I’ll be amazed if the writing isn’t on the wall for the hardtop, too. Question is when that time comes, will Nissan have anything to replace it, or is Nissan just gonna go further down into the abyss of mediocrity?

Aug 29 2018

“Urban meteor with a nasty attitude” is exactly the sort of phrase a 60-year-old auto executive would use with after asking his 40-year-old niece to come up with a cool description for a car designed for 20-year-olds.

May 31 2018

I’ve seen normally friendly and warm Jalopnik writers come to clumsy, ineffective blows over the concept of car engine location.

Apr 19 2018

This should be called the Hissy Fit

Dec 5 2017

They missed a golden opportunity to use some Thomas the Dank Engine

Dec 22 2016

To the neighbors: Get a hobby. No, harassing your neighbor doesn’t count. Start a book club, practice BDSM, take some language classes at your community college, ritualistically torture Cabbage Patch know, normal shit.