SHARPSPEED
SHARPSPEED
12/18/19
3:15 PM
3

That makes way more sense. If you got your stuff in order half a million subscribers can bring in some bank, but to finance a Valkyrie? I call shenanigans. 

9/6/19
3:27 PM
5

My parents wanted me to be a doctor, but I didn’t listen to them because I just knew I’d end up having to stick my finger up some guy’s Eunos. Read more

5/1/19
3:18 PM
6

I’ll be amazed if the writing isn’t on the wall for the hardtop, too. Question is when that time comes, will Nissan have anything to replace it, or is Nissan just gonna go further down into the abyss of mediocrity?

8/29/18
10:17 AM
19

“Urban meteor with a nasty attitude” is exactly the sort of phrase a 60-year-old auto executive would use with after asking his 40-year-old niece to come up with a cool description for a car designed for 20-year-olds.

8/24/18
10:28 AM
1

OK, that’s enough Skylines. Now release Gran Turismo 7.

5/31/18
4:02 PM
18

I’ve seen normally friendly and warm Jalopnik writers come to clumsy, ineffective blows over the concept of car engine location.

4/19/18
10:23 AM
311

This should be called the Hissy Fit

12/5/17
12:44 AM
10

They missed a golden opportunity to use some Thomas the Dank Engine

12/22/16
2:58 PM
6

To the neighbors: Get a hobby. No, harassing your neighbor doesn’t count. Start a book club, practice BDSM, take some language classes at your community college, ritualistically torture Cabbage Patch dolls...you know, normal shit.

10/11/16
11:23 AM
6

Don’t you DARE compare Killing Joke Joker to Leto Joker!

3/26/15
8:48 AM
3

Saw this on reddit earlier, so accurate. I've always felt like your sleeping body parts feel like TV static when you try to wake it up. I thought I was the only one who thought this.