That makes way more sense. If you got your stuff in order half a million subscribers can bring in some bank, but to finance a Valkyrie? I call shenanigans.
I’ve seen normally friendly and warm Jalopnik writers come to clumsy, ineffective blows over the concept of car engine location.
What are they going to do with two nackered piss bags and $3?
To the neighbors: Get a hobby. No, harassing your neighbor doesn’t count. Start a book club, practice BDSM, take some language classes at your community college, ritualistically torture Cabbage Patch dolls...you know, normal shit.