Because you think way too much about weiners all the time?

Counterpoint: Let people enjoy things.

This looks like something someone would use to abandon young Haley Joel Osment in a forest.

Shhh, don’t let facts get in the way of Shilling’s clickbait.

I’m more interested in the kid just starring headlong into the camera while all that BS is happening centimeters from him and what his story is. 

I'll try, but it doesn't go that far.

That is super impressive!

phrasing

“As evidenced by”? Burnout Paradise was still loved by the majority and had great reviews. It’s only failing was that it wasn’t a boxed in arcade racer like a vocal minority would’ve preferred.

That makes way more sense. If you got your stuff in order half a million subscribers can bring in some bank, but to finance a Valkyrie? I call shenanigans. 

My parents wanted me to be a doctor, but I didn’t listen to them because I just knew I’d end up having to stick my finger up some guy’s Eunos.

I’ll be amazed if the writing isn’t on the wall for the hardtop, too. Question is when that time comes, will Nissan have anything to replace it, or is Nissan just gonna go further down into the abyss of mediocrity?

Yes.

Obligatory:

“Urban meteor with a nasty attitude” is exactly the sort of phrase a 60-year-old auto executive would use with after asking his 40-year-old niece to come up with a cool description for a car designed for 20-year-olds.

I’ve seen normally friendly and warm Jalopnik writers come to clumsy, ineffective blows over the concept of car engine location.

What are they going to do with two nackered piss bags and $3?

The Judge did rule in Mecum’s favor, that we could sell this car.

This should be called the Hissy Fit