They missed a golden opportunity to use some Thomas the Dank Engine

To the neighbors: Get a hobby. No, harassing your neighbor doesn’t count. Start a book club, practice BDSM, take some language classes at your community college, ritualistically torture Cabbage Patch dolls...you know, normal shit.

Don’t you DARE compare Killing Joke Joker to Leto Joker!

Most of the ST's grill is fake.

"One time the new Nissan GT-R NISMO LMP1 drank 100 gallons of moonshine, then arm wrestled a unicorn"

There are a lot of "stupid kid" comments... I'm actually rather amazed by his restraint. Only 100mph?!? How many Jalops have done OVER 100 on a public road knowing full well it was a stupid thing to do? I'm guessing quite a few. Speaking from personal experience I can say it is all too easy to cruise along a…