The only thing longer and more boring than a baseball game is this article.

TL;DR X infinity

Entirely too many words for a garbage baseball game.

TL;DR: White Sox suck, Indians might not suck.

These 2 begat some kids and had a crazy family. You can read all about it in the best known fantasy book of all time, The Bible.

This guy:

I personally stick to Ebert's adage: "No good movie is too long, and no bad movie is too short."

Yes you can and you can do it rather easily. That seven-year-old kid is an asshole. See, that wasn't so difficult.

Bullshit. Call me when it's deep fried.

How does that cost $14.99?

I'll take the racist. he just talked shit and said something offensive. Williams could've actually killed someone.

Owning the hard copy version means you can rip\compress it to your own standards and have both portable and high quality versions to watch at home - and an archival backup. I buy frequently but most often used since frankly I don't care what the cover looks like. I stream almost nothing although I have the bandwidth.…

Weddings are a total waste of money. Save even more by going to the court and skip the entire damn thing.

It doesn't really count as saving money if there was no reason to spend that much in the first place.

This article should be titled "8 Ways I Trimmed $5,000 Off My Wedding Budget." The author lucked into a cherry deal which saved her a cool $11,000. She was also able to talk the band down $5,800, which means the band was ridiculously expensive to begin with. Negotiating isn't a "tip"; if you aren't negotiating, you…

#JusticeForChris

Do they let every moron write for Jezebel?

Zimmerman was not 'white' and defense did not disclose several critical things about Martin in court such as his history and picture of pot/guns/fights that were actually true and not some 'allegations' some newspaper tried hard to find.

I guess if you were reporting on OJ case…

I dont get the part about white privilege. George Zimmerman is hispanic. One look at him and you can tell he isnt white.

This whole trial was bullshit, and Zimmerman should have gone to jail for at least manslaughter. BUT HE WAS NOT WHITE. Can we please stop referring to him as white, saying he has white privilege and…

I was trying to think of a way to summarize my feelings, I think you hit the nail on the head. My goal as a parent (16+ years now) has been to create a person who is self-sufficient, educated, and will become a contributor to their world, if not a leader. "Don't be an asshole" goes a long way towards that. When they…