I disagree with a lot of this article. It honestly sounds like certain writer has a lot of childhood issues they need to work through.

The "reply all" to get people to stop "replying all" is honestly my favorite part about working in BIG BUSINESS. The sheer stupidity of my fellow employees and even a few of the higher up executives is fascinating. I'm always tempted once a month to send out a random reply all just to get the whole thing started…

Someone just accidentally sent a scanned document to a company-wide (30,000+) distribution list. The number of morons replying-all that they're not the intended recipient is astounding. It's basically a company-wide intelligence test. I'm up to 187 replies in my inbox. Idiots.

Do you think Trey's panna cotta from the dessert round of this week's Chopped was really the worst thing that Scott Conant has ever put in his mouth? If not, what do you think IS the worst thing Scott Conant has ever put in his mouth?

Why is it that people generally have the etiquette of an ogre at work when it comes to bathrooms and shared areas, like a break room or refrigerator? Are they this fucked up that their bathroom at home looks like a shit tornado rolled through? Or their blob of half eaten gruel is left to funk up the break room? …

If one sport were to be indefinitely cancelled, which other sport would benefit the most, and why? For example, if all of baseball were to stop suddenly and never be played again, and all of those athletes wanted to remain in professional sports, would there be a large influx of quarterbacks into the NFL? If no more…

hey drew,

Is there anything more excited than driving around and seeing an actual prostitute working on the side of the road? I don't stop or anything, but it is kind of a thrill. Oh, and they never look like the ones on TV.

Which sport would be impacted the most/least by a change of the shape of the playing field? Circular football fields (With essentially the same rules, just a wiiiide middle), rectangle hockey rinks (wrap around dump ins), baseball field? This is a stupid question.

Douchebag hats have evolved like this over the past decade or so: white hats, trucker hats, fitted hats, snap back hats. What can the douchebag of 2014 and beyond expect to see next in this trend?

I really love Hardee's /Carl Jr. Biscuits and Gravy. Yet I always have this sneaking suspicion that 1 out of every 100 restaurants probably has some sick bastard that thinks it is funny to have a fap session and blow a wad into the gravy. Every Sunday my wife catches me sifting through the gravy in my order like a…

Just bought one of those yuppie condo-townhouse shenanigans last month. In the process of moving in, the neighbor downstairs comes up and tells me he can hear me walk and then proceeds to deride the adjacent neighbor for refusing to listen to his incessant bitching. Halfway through his rant, he introduces himself and…

Was at a client meeting the other night and ordered a couple of martinis to start. I was good with 1, but my client was well into his third when I started getting a whiff of what could only be a shart coming off the guy. By his 4th drink it was clear the dude had full blown crime scened his briefs, but was also very…

/whitsle

Umpires calling balls and strikes is also something I do not agree with. "Some have a bigger zone." is not acceptable. The technology exists to enforce a true and consistent strike zone. Joe West is the worst.

Every game is officiated differently. Just like a umpire calling strike. Some have bigger zone. You adapt and play the damn game.

"What is a foul on Monday might not be a foul on Thursday," said veteran official Steve Turner"

I kinda preferred it when Beast didn't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They're calling again.

This is unfair. Yes, Deadspin posted a video of the injury, but what kind of sports site isn't going to report this injury? Apart from the hijinks that go on here, Deadspin does post news, and this injury is no exception.

This is so not right on the money. I guess it looks like a good joke.