SARburns
SARburns
SARburns

I think the problem most people have with this guy is that he is completely delusional. About himself. About women. About others (namely gays and blacks and poors). And about love and attraction and relationships.

He's made a list of qualities like he's shopping for a car. Know what? I can't make a list like that. Know

"The Female human body is the most beautiful work of Art God ever created..."

I don't know if anyone has pointed this out yet, but I feel it's indicative of this man's (or should I say boy's?) opinion of women. Throughout his grammatically-challenged spewings, he frequently writes such things as "I don't like a girl that..." and "I won't date a girl that...", when the use of "that" is in

Anyone know his opinion on Jews? Because if I wasn't married, I would be all over THAT!

Obviously. As he is 39 and trying to find a woman on CL. Cool story, bro. (And I fit his requirements, mostly, too, but prefer my men a little more....um...attractive and a little less...extremely bigoted)

ugh. That's all.

So, let me understand this. Breast implants are bad and self-mutilation. However, it seems understandable for a woman to get plastic surgery on her labia, to try to regain its former shape/ appearance.

This isn't a critical point at all, you're addressing something completely different than what I'm talking about. Wanting someone with the same lifestyle/interests as yourself is a completely different thing than listing random physical traits. Also, if you didn't like the aesthetic of fat and got rid of it on

He's apparently had issues with Domestic Assault, via Reddit:

"The Female human body is the most beautiful work of Art God ever created"... unless you have tattoos, are fat, are black, dress too slutty, were ever a stripper, are still friends with a guy you slept with, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

When looking on Craigslist for jobs, I measure the list of job/skill requirements and compare that to their own expectations for themselves. If the job requirement vastly outweighs salary, benefits, time off, etc., I ignore the ad, because what they are asking for is a dream employee who only exists in their

Let me explain something to you guys, and I'm not being a bitch, I'm seriously trying to be educational— You cannot be this superficial and get a beautiful woman who is also smart, has a good career of her own and a "good heart".

I imagine Will Ferrell or Chris Kattan saying these things. Those guys = hilarious.

I believe that the only person that should ever see a womans naked body is only her boyfriend or husband.

It's the 'I like a girl that...', rather than 'who', which gets me... Sort of solidifies that he requires a satisfactory object that he approves of... I think I know of the perfect kind of 'woman', she appreciates the art of courtship, holding hands, sleeping next to you, has never had and will never have children and

Jesus this list is exhausting. I particularly get annoyed when I see comments like "I don't expect you to always agree with me, but I don't like to argue." Ok, I regret to inform you sir and I do not know how your eleven year relationship evaded this but ALL couples argue.

I think we should give awards to the girl who has the most qualities this guy despises.

also I'm devastated his site is down, I was looking forward to reading about all the other stuff he dislikes.

I will not date a selfish woman. I do not like selfish women at all. I like being the only selfish person in the room.