Maybe they created this whole story shoddily on purpose because they knew a fake cheating scandal was more scandalous than a real cheating scandal. INCEPTION.

I feel like this is Jezebel's Manti Te'o story.

Men: Now us men can feel insecure too! Score one for the patriarchy!

Women: Yeah, bitches! Welcome to the party.

Men: Uhh, we were being sarcastic ...

Women: Look, motherfuckers. We've been dealing with this shit, like, forever. We're too tired to be sarcastic. We have no pity left. Now push-ups and crunches and toes…

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After that collapse in Sochi, they must feel right at home at Wrigley.

I don't read it that way. A cougar is a woman on the prowl for easy prey, and if we know anything about males aged 18 to a 256, it's that they are easy. Besides, when I think of a chicken hawk, I think of that little brown bird from the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons who keeps trying to catch Mr. Leghorn and eat him between…

Cam'ron & Damon Dash - Bill O' Reilly Interview:

Only Bill O'Reilly can turn John Calipari into a sympathetic character.

So they go out with a girl and the girl said hey you raped me. There is drugs everywhere. They are giving the kids drugs for free. How do you keep them away from that?

unsatisfied with the results of his more subtle race baiting, O'Reilly spent the remainder of the interview pelting Calipari with "esspicy meat-a-balls."

Never has the exploitation of teenagers been funnier.

If she was working at Perkins you mean.

The winning comment.

Is thou mad?

Can't believe this didn't make it.

This has probably been seen by most people already, but a friend showed me Drake as the proudest girlfriend over the weekend and it is fucking fantastic.

There are also men who seem to think that oral sex is the only thing that makes a lesbian, well, a lesbian. And if a man does it particularly well, then... uh... lesbians don't care who does it?

The reporter shot by the beanbag round was called for blocking.

Come on now, she's just trying to nip this issue before it gets slanted in a direction that she can't benefit from.