To be fair, if you're eating a hot dog (and I do, because I have no self-preservation instincts), you're playing Russian Roulette with your GI Tract anyway.

It scares me that there are people who will think you're serious.

I don't know why there would be such an outrage over this. I purposely buy Hebrew National because I love me some Jew-dogs. The Kosherer, the betterer.

Molybdenum and vanadium stainless steel make up the blade of the Global G-2, ending in a stainless steel handle that's "dimpled for a safe grip." While the Victorinox and Wusthof hail from Switzerland and Germany respectively, the Global comes from Japan. [Global G-2]

Molybdenum and vanadium stainless steel make up the blade of the Global G-2, ending in a stainless steel handle…

I'm gonna guess he found it because he somehow found a way to cheat at CAH

That poor cat. "TOO. MUCH. LOVE. STAHP."

sandwich triangles are inappropriate for anyone over 11 years of age

I didn't even like him all that much and this just tipped me into the love category as well.

I just went from liking Seth Rogen to loving Seth Rogen. Well done.

It was a joke, guys. If Parsons had said something really defenseless, Lin would've called him "Harden."

John the Baptist cried out in the wilderness and people went out to listen to him. This guy cried out in the middle of the town square and everyone left. I don't know about you, but I'd say that's a clear hint from God.

A dumb fat joke was likely to blame

Hello. Darren doesn't let his cool "sports biz" job get in the way of tattling, why should I?

According to Neill, here is how the UM political science faculty reacted to the emails:

Tom - judging by the way he handled the swastika joke, I'm pretty sure Mr. Rovell will be informing A.J. Daulerio that you just called him a penis.

Let's all use Rovell's email address wisely.

Stop being such a swastickler

You know who else outlawed jokes and laughter? The Nazis.

"Mr. Welker! Mr. Welker! Can I have one?!"