RustyShacklefordEsq
Rusty Shackleford
RustyShacklefordEsq

I went to Philmont in '05 and was OA, but I didn't quite finish my Eagle project. Definitely a profound impact on my life.

Eat a big bowl of dicks and fuck all the way off to the moon

Shit I feel old. This song is 10 years old??

NO PASSES. Will.i.am makes cars the same way he makes songs: takes a Delorean and an old ass VW Beetle, throw body kits at it until it's unrecognizable (or, in the case of the Delorean, TOTALLY recognizable), then claim it's 100% custom built from scratch.

You gonna need to roll a couple more if you tryna make his music sound good, bruh

Yeah, so tired of these simple simon motherfuckers who ain't pick up a math book in over 10 years and suddenly love science. Nah, you get to love science when you suffer through all nighters in the lab, son.

He not throwing down his own money, tho.

Yeah, he needs to fuck way the hell off with that bullshit vaporware car, too. Truly a monument to mediocrity.

You're one of those people who "fucking" loves science, aren't you.

That's a fair assessment. I just think her redirect to Tesla and SpaceX to be bullshit.

Right, because not focusing on feminism is how we get women astronauts.

Dude I cannot be the only one who read this in Cheryl Tunt's voice

What would Lunchables look like if Jony Ive designed them? These are the kinds of questions that keep me up at night.

At that point, you could skip the salad and just get diarrhea to save some time

Legit, that could be my first car. Why is this color choice so popular??

I think what he's saying is that regions that are good candidates for driverless cars are also generally good candidates for public transit. Whether or not that's true, I don't know.

I know

I think you're missing a borough or two. Seems kinda low.

No, dude. This isn't the type of bullying from when we were kids. Check out a few videos on World Star and you'll see why this is different now.

YES. (That letter is also written by a Michigan alum)