RustyShacklefordEsq
Rusty Shackleford
RustyShacklefordEsq

You see a barrage of people making threats and posting hateful shit, and your main worry is defending mediocre jokes.

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDBOOOOOOOOOOOOARD!

Fucking stacked pancakes! Thanks Reuben.

It is worth noting that northern Waffle Houses are not the same as southern ones. They have french fries. Absurd!

Follow my similar twisted logic...

Is it just me, or is "pussification of America" just code for "the recent inability to say wildly offensive or racist things in a public forum without consequence"?

I'm not sure what you said came out the way you wanted it to here.

Bear: Grills!

As I'm sure Mr. Koblin can attest to, most good journalism these days is done through write-arounds. Many of the good sources are fiercely protected by PR flacks, who try to cut access if you sidestep them, but don't give you much if you go through them. Interesting to note that many of these flacks barely scraped

Probably a little harder than being a passive Internet troll, I'd imagine.

harmless joke

We shouldn't be too hard on Rose, though, because live TV is really hard

Because we don't have a culture that normalizes and defends murder. We do have a culture that normalizes and defends sexual assault.

I'm sorry a can opener bris'd you.

DO NOT TRY THAT.

"I love it when you can open jars."

None were worthy of sausage.

"Lip Spread" sounds like a fake problem that some really expensive plastic surgeon tries to foist on his female clients.