That cat is the living embodiment of "I've made a huge error in judgement."

Look at her eyes!

oh god this feels so personal to me

I bet this cat just watched Bob's Burgers and Youtube videos and didn't even do his homework.

This cat high on the nip. She ripped a toy open, threw nip all over the floor, and went ape on it.

"So what if like the whole Universe was just like one cell in just like one of my whiskers? Trippy, huh."

I think the only proper response to this post is to share pics of high cats.

OMG you should see the daggers I throw when someone calls something ghetto. It's almost always a dealbreaker for me. If it's someone I actually like I'll explain it to them because SERIOUSLY DID YOU JUST CALL AN OLD MACBOOK GHETTO?

most of the my points still remain.

No, Kara goes on to say that many black and latino women have baby hairs that are a different texture than the rest of their hair and are artfully styled, usually by gelling down, to draw attention to them. You're just ignoring the entire context of the post to feel some type of way about how hard it is to be you.

Ahahaha "farming community," I will have to use that. Yes, having lived in multiple cities it makes me crazy when family members ask if my partner is teaching "urban" students. Nope, they're shipping kids in from the hinterlands of New Orleans. I'm also reminded of the argument I had with a roommate after she called…

White person here reporting that:

Yes, this is the big takeaway. =/ As a Jew with baby hairs, baby hairs have had a long history of complex and artful styling in the black community. That's why. Why do you think they're euphemizing black with "urban?" It's okay. We don't have to be defensive about our baby hairs. It's not about ownership. But it…

Solid strategy: stop reading the second you find something to be bothered about. If you keep reading then the rest of the paragraph might fix the problem, and you won't be able to feel put upon and make it about you.

Queue Patrick Bateman admiring self in the mirror.

Yeah he's definitely going to attract a certain kind of woman. Or man. I don't know what Brandon's into besides probably jerking off in front of a mirror.