That was the saddest thing about her being named anchor.

Now we can have more regrettable conversations with the girl at the party.

Not gonna lie, I'm really excited to get her back as "the girl you don't want to run into at a party." I was sad that we lost that character when she became the anchor.

Ugh, right? He's the WORST. I don't know what it is about him, but even his face irks me.

That's the real tragedy here.

I'm glad she's feeling better about it, but this doesn't relieve me of having to see Colin Jost attempt to do jokes every week.

I agree that you shouldn't trust someone who's willing to cheat on their significant other with you but not every situation is black and white. If the person is willing to leave their current bf/gf/spouse as soon as they discover the connection they have with the new person they have met then it's not always a…

I know. I would never trust someone who could lie to his wife and children like that. There would always be a little voice in the back of my head.

I don't understand the mentality of women who want to marry the man who cheated on their wives for them. If he did that to their wives, what makes you think they won't do something like that to you? This feckless asshole was never going to marry her but he was adept enough at stringing her along so he got what he…

About the response I'd expect from people who literally think the universe revolves around them.

True. Also tonic is sweetened. They're two very distinct things in the UK and I find it odd that they might be confused in the US. Does tonic just mean "fizzy water" in some states?

He's got that easy to hate face.

I hate his face. It makes me want to push him off of his Segway and let my cat scratch his balls to shreds. While all of this is going on my daughter would be screaming "turn down for what???!!!" at the top of her lungs.

Sleep? I think I just tried to keep walking the entire time. Also, I smoke so I just kept that up. Worst sunrise I have ever watched in my life.

When it comes to air travel, I apply the philosophy I learned from Absolutely Fabulous: "I'm never going to see any of these people ever again in my whole life." I don't give a shit if a few dozen random strangers think I'm a low class slob.

You better have skinny legs and a skinny waist to go with that big ass though, or else GTFO, right?

Jeez, the only way this article could be whiter is if they left the page blank.

You can do it; but it takes YEARS of dedicated practice and good teachers. I'm a Massachusetts native, and I went into broadcast news. I had to tape myself, listen to myself, and talk to myself with the dedication of a Marine recruit going through basic training to go from a 5-thousand watt radio station on the NH…