My favorite neg ever:

Him: Zelda!
Me (dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda): Link!
Him: Huh?
Me: I'm dressed as Link. Zelda is the princess.
Him: Whatever. I know way more about video games than you.
Me:…

(from xkcd)

In terms of "working" it depends on what working is. Like if you do it to 60 people and one person lets you have sex with them? I guess it "worked." So if a short reward once in a blue moon is worth being shitty 24/7... :-/

Ugh. No. I legit hate this guy.

Does it work? Someone negged me but I didn't get it and just ended up talking to someone else. My friend had to explain what it was.

I'm not feeling it. You go back and watch dirrty by Xtina. She was trying to put some stank on it and that came across loud and clear. Ariana Grande is playing dress up in her mommy's closet. She probably pretends she's Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

meanwhile,i've never seen anyone buy them in real life :-(

Is she not already trying to do that? I feel like she is with all the thigh high boots and short skirts, but she's still just coming off as adorable.

Pretty sure she didn't get her dress zipped yeah? Like you said, she's not shy, so that tells me letting go meant a few FCC fines...

I'm waiting for Ariana Grande to have her Xtina "dirrty" makeover. She currently has the stage presence of sugar-free Jello.

I don't watch many music videos to begin with, but the second I see the Beats pill thing in a video, I shut it off. I've had to shut off a lot of videos lately.

FEARLESS QUEEN KEEP LIVING YOUR LIFE YOU IRL PIECE OF GLITTER

Time, ya know?

You can buy yourself one just like it, just ask her surgeon.

Honestly- just nod along or something, Taylor.

A) maybe it's just me, but Iggy didn't have those hips the last time I saw her.

What a difference a year makes! This year, Miley is in Rihanna's shoes, side eyeing this performance. Who will Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea be side eyeing next year?

LOL @ TAYLOR SWIFT "DANCING"

RITA ORA IS SO EXTRA

Every time I see her I think "Stop trying to make Rita Ora happen. It's not going to happen."