Honestly? It feels like pressure. It's a completely bizarre, alien feeling at first, and entirely unpleasant. Personally, the first time was extremely painful, and it remained painful for about 18 months. So at first it feels like uncomfortable or painful pressure, and you want it to stop. And the pressure part…

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

Wow dude. It's a little scratchy cardboard or plastic tube, not a big smooth vibrating phallus. C'mon now.

Your reaction tells me that the comparison was super apt. YES, REALLY. IT'S NOT SEXUAL.

Yeah, what DOES a boner feel like?

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

I know I need to finally call my mom when she logs onto Facebook just to post "CALL YOUR MOTHER" on my timeline. She is not internet savvy and posting it takes her 15 minutes, so you know she means business.

I had a weird flu thing a month ago and my mom called me every day for like two weeks to get daily updates on my condition and ask if I needed to be driven to work.

But did you floss?

If I don't send my mother regular email updats, she writes a frantic all-caps email. "EVERYTHING OK WITH YOU? I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN AGES!!!!! WRITE YOUR MOM LET HER KNOW YOU ARE OK ASAP!!!"

Hey science people, how compromised is a second autopsy from all the poking and prodding and cutting done to the corpse in the first one?

How did our police become autonomous little armies?

99% of my Twitter feed is talking about this. It's incredible what's happening. I am beyond words. The pictures are especially telling. The tear gas smoke, the guns trained on protesters. I wish I could post one, it's of two protesters with their backs turned that have red sniper rifle dots on their backs. (Edit -…

Jessica, I am so proud of you for standing up for your site, your authors and your commenting community.

I'm all for bringing back the greys, with one condition:

I said this in another thread, but I use a burner account not because I am trolling but because I am AFRAID of those kinds of people being able to hack into the Gawker (or other blog) system and retrieve my personal information if I happen to say something that pisses them off one day. (I've said stuff on here I…

Agreed. The writers shouldn't be forced to currate their own comment sections: there needs to be a dedicated mod system for them.

Well throwaway twitter accounts are a form of burner accounts I'd say. Man, you guys REALLY like the burner account concept, despite the fact that it adds little to the conversations in the comments. What prevents a burner from doing the same thing?

Time to bust out a new burner name: TheonGreycommentJoy.

yay! i'll happily go back to being ignored in the greys if it means no more terrible gifs everywhere :D