DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO APPROVE OF YOU? DO YOU NOT WANT MY APPROVAL???

Vegas has never cracked my Top 300 places I'd like to visit. If I ever were to get married and friends wanted to take me somewhere for a party, it better be Prague in January. Best place in the world!

Oh I so feel you. I did go to a bachelorette in Vegas with all "hot chicks" - who were all lovely, nice, non-judgemental people - but I felt very out of place amongst them. It's the location that did it. I can go to kink events with my friends and my body/looks are right at the peak of awesomeness, but the typical…

Um, did you just imply hippos are not graceful?

I have never understood the appeal of Vegas. From where I'm sitting, you saved a bunch of money and protected your liver.

This is the Comcast cancel call equivalent in nightclub booking.

Seriously, she was like, um ok nm then, and he's like BUT WAIT NO HIPPOS BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO COME TO THE #1 CLUB IN AMERICA? BUT NO HIPPOS. BUT WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOINNNNNGGGG??? Lol what a moron.

Whales are graceful fatties, hippos are fatties with bad teeth.

Club promoters are basically the dreggiest dregs of society. I wouldn't text one from a burner. Also I don't think the #1 Nightclub in America!! would need to promote this hamfistedly (texting her again and again when she doesn't respond, not taking "thanks anyway" for an answer).

Man, that guy just kept harping on her! He asked for a photo, she said no, making it clear she'd just take the party somewhere else, and he just kept on coming back at her. He seems awfully desperate for someone promoting "The #1 nightclub in America!"

Do they have any company policy defining the difference between a whale and a hippo? I bet they do...

Me too!!! I got all misty when she finished. Her technique on the last couple was AMAZING! That stupid one with the rectangle shaped bars (fuck that thing forever), she had the best run of all the competitors on that and the pole grasp.

I think you mean pole dancer. Way different.

Well, yes. It IS the Eliminator Challenge, but with no Gladiators to get in the way. Just a legitimately difficult obstacle course designed to challenge the fittest. "Ninja Warrior" was a Japanese show with the same concept, but so many Americans kept showing up to challenge the course, they finally did an American…

10/10, would run Legend of the Hidden Temple with

The pull-up bar climb at 3:30 just does not make any sense.

So glad someone gets this and so glad its someone who uses the "are we doing phrasing again" bit. ARCHER FOREVER.

Are we doing phrasing again?

I think I got the hang of it.

Lack of bacon is what drives these conflicts. Both religions forbid the use if what must be the tastiest substance known to man.