He must know about the original A Modest Proposal that suggested (among other things) eating babies right? He MUST be at least somewhat aware that he named his message after the greatest work of satirical irony.

OMG I GOT THIS MESSAGE TOO! Seriously.

True story. He is seriously the one actor that makes me blush uncontrollably.

uh white collar has mbomer in it, watch away shamelessly.

It's so horribly impractical no matter where you live.

It's terrible and I've seen every episode. I want to puke every time someone delivers a LOOK AT ME I'M ACTING monologue (that's basically every 10 minutes) and yet I still watch the stupid thing.

Wait a minute, $248? What the hell is $248 at The Limited?

No. You are 100% right on all accounts. I agree that it's bad, but I still watch it.* People like to watch silly shows while wearing their white pants and drinking bowls of wine.

YESSSSS.

I'll be waiting for the Huck-inspired line of comfortable flannels, henleys, and derangement.

Yeah. I hope they mix it up a bit because we cannot all be expected to have the coordination of Olivia Pope.

I was just about to write the same thing!! Are Gadzooks and Pacific Sunwear still open too?

I just don't think I could keep that much cream and ivory clean. I spill a lot of food on myself.

Wait, The Limited still exists? I guess I don't go to malls much.

In the U.S., the bride typically does not pay for anything. The Wedding Industrial Complex is quite the racket. It's why I'm eloping.

As a straight white boy I approve of this post, and this comment.

Rock on.

Straight white guy here. No - we pretty much suck. Especially if you take us in aggregate over the last 500 years. Most problems are caused by us, or at least made worse by us.

On behalf of my corner of the species, I'm sorry.

Cue the white boys flooding in to complain about how prejudice everyone is against white men and how haaaaaaaarrrrrrd they have it and blah blah, something about racism towards white men.

I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible.

I'm assuming you've made all the dietary changes you need to, so could it be what you're doing for exercise? It's kind of a dick move by biology, but our bodies are somewhat hard-wired to adapt to exercises. So what may have been a vigorous speed for a 30 minute run a year…