RuralJuror

6/12/14

that hair on Ansel in those photos. He's going to feel like JT with ramen noodle hair in a few years.

6/12/14

Omg. Lana del Ray. STFU. Get your emotionless face and voice talking that nonsense out of my space.

6/12/14

Also, he showed up at my trainer's morning spin class on Halloween, and she scrambled to take the Ghostbusters theme off of her playlist because she thought he would think she was drawing attention to him!

6/12/14

I live in Charleston, and he also crashed my friend's bridal portraits. So, if you come to Charleston to have pictures taken, there's a chance...

6/12/14

Way to make those people in front of the wild fire look like schmucks.

6/12/14

Bill Murray can crush any event of my life any time he wants.

6/12/14

The suppressed joy in the groom-to-be's eyes is borderline manic. That's what I would look like too, if I were ever in a picture next to Bill Murray.

6/12/14

Bill Murray really is living his best, DGAF life.

6/9/14

Hell, y'all, all I know is that this looks WAY too close to the hospital-issue undies they gave me in the maternity ward after having my baby.

6/9/14

Girl. Being weird is awesome. Banality just might be the worst thing about pageants.

6/9/14

But her bathing suit is just terrible.

6/9/14

Just commenting to tell you I love your screen-name!

6/9/14

OMG I hadn't heard about this. Thanks for the heads up! It's on my Wish List now. :p

6/9/14

That was incredibly informative...and entertaining!

6/9/14

Well, I use it for three reasons: 1) soap dries out my skin 2) I got in the habit of shaving standing up because I lived in apartments with vile tubs for a while and it doesn't slide off and 3) I'm blind as a bat and I can't see the soap to shave. However, I heartily approve of the frugality of soap-shavers.

6/9/14

Body wash works, but I find that shaving cream/gel gives me a closer shave. Also, those Bic Soleil razors cut the hell out of my knees! I am a slave to Venus. sigh

6/9/14

Eos is the best shaving cream for men and women, hands down. But really, shaving cream for women is only for people with dry skin. But the thing is, even the men's razors that have five blades still aren't good enough for me. My boyfriend commented how much better our razors are. They are WAY overpriced, but I…

6/9/14

Best video ever on gendered marketing:

6/9/14

What about when Vee gets killed? I sort of clapped too.

6/9/14

Fig's unravelling was one of the first times I celebrated another human being's life completely falling apart.